Aliases

Is it just me, or is the world seriously not living up to its potential?… Perhaps instead of a figurative or literal chill pill, I should cultivate schizophrenia so that one personality can remain calm enough to comfort the enraged personality.

via Proof: The Jerk-Weasel constant exists!.

I often practice my devotion to improvement by being a good customer. Actually I am an over-the-top great customer. But before you think that I am relaxed and easy going, let me tell you my standards of what a good customer is. A good customer comes to a proprietor and elicits service. A good customer does not accept service that is not requested from a proprietor. Example; I went to a new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. I was clear about this. They behaved like they didn’t hear me. They were going to give me a new patient examination with all of the billable tests that go along with it.

At one point I made the hygienist so upset that I was fearful of a mistake. Oops! But the lesson learned is that I should have been clearer about my intentions and expectations before sitting in the doctor’s chair.